I Like Them Real Thick and Sprucey Sweatshirt – Funny Christmas Tree Holiday Pullover | Festive Graphic Winter Sweater

If Christmas trees had a dating profile… this sweatshirt would be swiping RIGHT.
Say hello to the “I Like Them Real Thick and Sprucey” Sweatshirt — the holiday pullover for anyone who likes their trees full, their cocoa spiked, and their personality a little extra.

This isn’t your basic Christmas sweatshirt. It’s flirty, funny, and gives big “I decorate the tree and look good doing it” energy. The graphic pops, the comfort is unreal, and the vibe is pure holiday confidence — because nothing says festive like publicly announcing you like your trees thicc.

Whether you’re trimming the tree, hitting a Christmas party, or just trying to avoid that one relative who asks too many questions, this sweatshirt has your back… and your sense of humor. Cozy enough for couch lounging, cute enough for photos, and bold enough to get compliments from complete strangers — we love that for you.

✨ Why you need it:

• Ridiculously soft + warm for winter nights

• Holiday humor that is chef’s kiss levels of iconic

• Guaranteed conversation starter (and maybe a wink or two 👀)

• Pairs perfectly with leggings, messy bun, and a whole lot of attitude

Let everyone else wear boring sweaters.
You’re here to serve festive and flirty — thick, sprucey, and unapologetically fabulous.

Add to cart and go slay the holidays the Saucy & Chic way. 🎄🔥💋

Heather Dark Sport Green

TAT 5-7 Business Days