If Swearing Burned Calories, I’d Be a Skinny Bitch" Funny Ceramic Mug – Sassy Coffee Cup for Work & Home

If Swearing Burned Calories, I’d Be a Skinny Bitch by Now" Ceramic Mug

If dropping F-bombs counted as cardio, you’d be running marathons by now. But since life isn’t fair, at least you can sip your coffee in style with this brutally honest (and totally relatable) mug. Perfect for caffeine-fueled rants, office sarcasm, or just letting the world know you speak fluent profanity.

☕ 11oz of pure sass
🎁 Ideal for work besties, coffee addicts, and anyone who swears like a sailor

Caffeine and cursing—name a better duo. We’ll wait.

TAT 3-5 Business Days